..11. An accident waiting to happen ... could ‘shoot the beaver’.12. I have heard of shooting your mouth off, but this takes on a “hole” new meaning...13. Complete reversal on the classic, “Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”14. I wonder if she had ‘gun-areah’?15. Gives a whole new meaning to “Vaginal Discharge”.16. Do you suppose she had a ‘rectal reloader’?17. A gun in hand is worth 2 in the bush?18. Figures ... it uses ‘rim shot’ ammo.19. This supports the “Big Bang” theory.20. She was packing a loaded vagina.Old is when!!A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and ordersa Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartendergives her the drink she says, ‘I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthdayand it’s today... ‘The bartender says, ‘Well, since it’s your birthday,I’ll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.’As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to herright says, ‘I would like to buy you a drink, too.’The old woman says, ‘Thank you.. You know what would happen if anyone finds out?" I finally said.Allison leaned in. I felt her boobs push against my bare hairy chest. Sweet Jesus. I felt them press harder. She opened her mouth. And pressed her lips against mine. I couldn't stop.We stood there, naked, against the pool wall, and started kissing. It was so intense, so intimate, so amazing, and her small round mouth felt so good against mine. And then I felt her touch me.Her hand moved down across my stomach. I jerked. She giggled. She moved lower."Allison," I said.And then I felt her hand touch the tip of my dick. I trembled."Allison," I said again.And then she touched me all the way down, stroking me with her hand. I felt it all over the shaft, and all the way down gently moving to my balls."Allison," I finally said again. A third time.She stood there, smiled at me, and her face red, finally said something."Touch me. Please. Will you? Please?" Allison said.I moved my hands down across her boobs. I gently caressed them.
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